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I named this after myself (my name is far more regal than my attitude) because I’m curious — am I the only one who mutters this under her breath no less than 1000 times a day? I’m in my EARLY 50s (thank you very much), and I’m just not sure how much time I can afford to waste on other people’s outlandish inquiries like, “Are you coming into work today?” and “Did you read my email?” and “Frozen pizza again?” Time is precious, and I need to save it for catching up on celebrity gossip, adult coloring, creating smart-ass art, and watching Long Island Medium. The tireless requests of others are rarely highest and best use of my time.

Print this off as a standard 8.5 X 11, trim to 8×10, and frame!