My beloved “baby” sister, Jennifer, is a workaholic. A beast. She can and does everything for everyone. She’s a creative genius — I can give her a grain of an idea, and she’ll take it to a place of wonder and magic that never even occurred to me. She reminds me a little of myself, when I was younger, and less jaded by years of other people’s f*ckery. (Except, let’s be honest, I’m given to glorious moments and hours of sheer laziness, which my baby sister is not.) As her big sister, I’m always lecturing her on setting boundaries and saying “no.” Since she has a hard time with that, I did what any big sister would do. I designed a middle finger just for her, so she doesn’t even have to tell people to f*ck off. She can follow in the footsteps of her lazier big sister and just point to a sign that does the talking for her. If you struggle with setting boundaries and saying “no,” or you know someone who does, do them a solid. Print this off, frame it, and present it to them. They’ll thank you later.
Print this off as a standard 8.5 X 11, trim to 8×10, and frame!